Monkey goes to the publisher.
“Okay, but once you sign the contract, you have to write the book.”
“I know, I want to write the book. People need to know how to shut you up once for all.”
“And you think you can write a book about that?”
“A whole book?”
“Sez who? You’re not a shrink or a counselor or an expert of any kind. Who cares what you have to say?”
“I’ve lived with your voice in my head for decades, haven’t I? I’m pretty much as expert as you can get.”
“And you think you can shut me up?”
“Watch me. Hand me that pen.”
Book contract for "Shut Your Monkey" signed. Book out next fall. Let the fun begin!